screamingeagle

No speaka da inglish. Mai pen rai.....................

It's so busy, I've hired 10 more staff, bought 3 new tables and chairs and have booked 3 weeks holiday in Hong Kong!

No no its all about mince. Or more specifically mincing.

Smokie, can you please use plain English & not code please.

OK Rooo but remember you asked for it.....

Gordon Bennet! I think I need to start taking tablets after that. Almost as bad as the worst TV commercial ever: Do The Shake and Vac.

you could become a monk you get free food and a roo over your head and learn about buddisme

Without a work permit, you have little chance as most companies consider the expense of getting you a work permit too much. Sorry.

Birthdays and Happy so

Hi ho and a jolly welcode to all you surfwide'n interwebber lopers. Here beholdy manifold things Stanley Unwinmost - all deep joy and thorkus for great laugh'n tittery. O yes.

Lovely Daddy from me.

Professor Sir Stanley Unwin

Hi Vulcan! How's Hua Hin???????

Wet, humid, hot, sticky - perfect mate!

Just like my bar staff!!!!

I can't read this. I think I need glasses.....

Sewang optical in chewang

That's where I got my glasses and I was impressed with the service and professionalism. I also had special frames I wanted them to fit the new lenses into and they did without charging extra.

:cheesy:

Birthdays and Happy so

Hi ho and a jolly welcode to all you surfwide'n interwebber lopers. Here beholdy manifold things Stanley Unwinmost - all deep joy and thorkus for great laugh'n tittery. O yes.

Lovely Daddy from me.

Professor Sir Stanley Unwin

Hi Vulcan! How's Hua Hin???????

Crusty you really know how to make a guy feel even worse. Now you tell me I missed FREE beers. That's made my day as gloomy as the weather

OH and see you at the grand P@@s up next week

Well yesterday evening I duly went to The Honey bar to have a belated birthday beer and when I asked the " girls " behind the bar was screamingeagle around, they replied " Bojo no come work yet " Bojo ?

They were still drunk from the night before!

Happy birthday and have a good one ! , where is the honey bar then ?

Next to the Jewish centre, om the way to the Thai boxing stadium, south Chaweng

I can't read this. I think I need glasses.....

It's my Birthday today and we've decided to have a bit of a do at the Honey Bar tonight, 11th September. Great date for a birthday 9 11....

Anyway, all invited. Starts at 8 PM with good farang food at 9 PM. Sorry for the short notice! If I don't recognize you, I'm sure you will recognise me. Come and say hello!!!!

I thought MDMA was the main ingredient of ecstasy?????

Thank God I'm a lazy git and don't need a work permit!

When I asked them to turn down the misic or I'll get a bit upset, they said "oh yeah?. You and Hugh's army"?????

sfupwrigtme w'ow[4to flfo w'eiow;efm,.

What the hel_l is Elephantiases???????

They drive past my bar every morning and evening. 2 years ago they used to tow up to 12 jet skis in one go, but there were so many accidents when they tried to turn ( clipping cars and knocking over bikes). The BIB finally had enough because the local station is very close by and they were continuously being called out and interupting their poker games! Now they only tow up to 5 or 6 and it does seem to have reduced the accidents.

This is very convenient screaming eagle. Now in future when they come past your bar on their way home in the dark, don your Minister of Tourism suit and stop them if they are driving without lights. You can then direct them to the new police station nearby. I see a medal being awarded here !

LOL. (for some reason, I don't have any emoticons???) They always say hello to me. Makes me laugh, really. They think they;re so cool with dyed blond hair, beach bum style. <deleted>!!!!!!

They drive past my bar every morning and evening. 2 years ago they used to tow up to 12 jet skis in one go, but there were so many accidents when they tried to turn ( clipping cars and knocking over bikes). The BIB finally had enough because the local station is very close by and they were continuously being called out and interupting their poker games! Now they only tow up to 5 or 6 and it does seem to have reduced the accidents.

This post is not about immigration but is related to rip off's.

I was unfortunate to cop for a dose of red eye just recently, unfortunately wifey started to get it in one eye also,

so off we go to hospital ,,a very nice looking one on the ring road in Chaweng, the wife and myself both book in together, wait in recepion together and actually went in to see the optician together,

"ohhhhh very bad" he says looking in my eyes ,"you have infection" well done sherlock thats why I'm here, next he looks in wifeys eyes "aahhhh not to bad but small infection in 1 eye"

with that he gave us a prescription and off we go to the cashire and pharmacy department, as we where walking I was actually thinking ,if only england was so prompt and easy.

as I looked into the cashires office i see 1 invoice for me 3650baht 1 for wifey 1400 baht, so I asked the cashire why mine was more expensive than wifey's

the aswer was becaus I need 2 different eye drops and wifey only 1, I asked how much we had been charged by the doctor "ohhhh you pay 2000 baht and wifey 1200 baht,

so obviously I ask why mine is more expensive, wait for this " oohhhh doctor can charge what he think" cutting this bit short I explained in a very load voice (sorry I know it aint polite)

that there was no way I was paying more than bupa would have charged me in the UK, let alone more than my Mrs "get the manager I aint payin it"

low n behold a phone call to her boss and 2 minutes later 1200 baht came off my bill.

still expensive but better

Bravo, starcandle. If more people did this, the better!!!!!!!

The taxis on this island are contolled by the local mafia (as are the jet skis etc.). Each taxi has to pay 500 Bht a day to them. So the taxi drivers are extorted by the mafia and they take the same attitude towards customers.... It will never change. But since the downturn in tourist numbers, there seems too be less taxis around.

I heard about this yesterday. My gf said she saw dead farang on bike near Tesco. RIP

RIP. Any more details?

Gonna buy a suit and tie today. Then all set!!!!!!!

Bah, go to the Honey bar in Chaweng instead.

They are used to hard times.

:cheesy:

Haven't put my prices up for 3 years, on booze or birds. ( Only on water to stop the Israelis buying one bottle between 4 and playing pool all night!!!). PoorSucker, theres a free cold beer waiting for you, in the arms of one of my gurls!!!!

Discrimination.

Yep! But I do allow Global Moderators in.......

Why the long face???