chicowoodduck

Been calling Pattaya home for 14+ years and sort of lost its shine over the years....of course my luster is a bit dull as well so goes hand in hand.....finding a good girl might be akin to finding a boatload of Jews in Rome.....???

We went high and everyone else went low.....Trump included....lol?

Was at Jomtien Immigration today doing my extenton paperwork...in at 8:30 and out by 8:45....???

Will just start my swim to Hua Hin early....no need to worry about the ferry passing me by.....?

Oops, you should have been at the Holiday Inn on Beach Road last week....HUGE sale of all things Christmas and all for a worthy cause.....you snooze you lose....??

I always fill my pockets to the brim....in order of 12,000 or so....about once or twice a year out of SFO.....get crazy looks, but no questions asked.....ever???????

Must be my handsome smile and honest face.....lol...?????

You forgot to add...BKK....too crowded, too hot, too much traffic, etc., etc.?

Anyone sitting at the bar at 7 AM in the morning ........trouble from the get go.....100%

By all means come back to Thailand, hopefully you will land in Suvarnabhumi Airport and can find your brain in Lost and Found and return home....??????

The home movies my dad shot of us growing up in the 50's and 60's......????

Just like all the balcony jumpers....he was pushed!!!???

Well, as I was standing outside the cop shop on Soi Nine yesterday in Pattaya, they had a parade of farangs in handcuffs being put in the paddy wagon.....of course I broke out in song......Bad boys, bad boys, what ya going to do! The last guy in the line was not amused, but since he was in the chain gang could only give me the stink eye....I was more than amused......???????

Misses me all the time....first with the frying pan, than the rock and maybe the knife.....lucky me, three times over.....???

6 minutes ago, Get Real said:

Yeah! One say norweigian and you say swede. What can it be?

From Finland....?

13 hours ago, johnno2 said:

For a retirement visa its 800,000 baht seasoned for X months or monthly income (pensions etc) of 65,000 if you get your "retirement visa" (extension of stay) in thailand .  

Extension of stay paperwork is want I asked for my last  trip to the Royal Immigraton Office in Jomtien, the lady at the front desk tells me, "Oh, you want the retirement visa paperwork!" ?  Always a crap shoot with the correct term to use and the right paperwork.....always expect the worst and hope for the best.....g-r-r-r-r. ???

I just hate it when I have to use the reused toilet paper at the local market toilet spot....??

Just join in with any local Rotary Club and you will have loads of goodwill on your plate in a jiffy.....????

Looks like a 100 baht fine and a slap on the wrist for that bad boy....???

Oh my Buddha, like I even pretend to take any TV member serious on any fiscal or medical issue.......if they were even half smart they would not be giving out free bad advice on any matters.......IMHO....:-(

Well, there goes my excuse for not visiting the town across the bay.....sounds good to me....and the price will be???????

I'm usually up and out and about the 4 am hour or so in that area.....most folks that travel along 3rd Road or along Pattaya Klang just run the red lights and honk at anyone who stops at the greeen....?

I am always on HIGH alert when walking......sometimes divert to Beach Road were the police are usually in sight.....maybe.....????  Have to say, it is a crap shoot at best in the early hours of the am....suspect that most folks are drunk at that tome of the day.....or just plain crazy......like me.....woo, woo!...??????

The home vote total says it all....NO!! ??

I think the best idea is to follow just a few simple rules....1. Never seek advice from any TV member.....a crap shoot at best. 2.  I only pretend to be a TV member, seek professional help and not from the Internet.....?

The more friends you have the more requests you receive.....just delete anyone you do not know...simple and works like a charm.....I''m down to 5-6,000 friends at the moment....slow week.....?

Most likely close to 60 per cent or higher.....one gets tired of all the jumping through hoops to live here....I've got my bags packed and looking for greener spots next year....maybe spend 3 or 4 months a year here in LOS.....or until I get fed up with all the noise, traffic, smog, and the like...?

I've been doing the deed for over 12+ years and the shine I see coming off the fruit...???