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Wow, I don't own anything in LOS.....even my gf is coin operated....and that is just one reason I have a huge grin on my face......all the time.....go figure???!!!!??

Pretty much what every single Thai lady loves above all else....besides the local ATM machines.....?????

Sperm bank seems to be somewhat popular in Pattaya on Soi Sex (6) ?

Mustt mean the Pattaya to Hua Hin ferry will not be making the trip once again??

Sorry to near the bad news.....Tony's on 3rd Road has been out of service for the past three years at least....it is now the LK Presidentail Suites Hotel...?

There is a sauna joint on the right side of 2nd Road almost opposite Soi 6 (sex)... not sure about the name but has co-ed sauna and steam room as well as a cold water plunge pool for the brave ones....???

Best sell the farm....you have lots of $$$$& to pay out and soon....the hand bag will not cut it by a large margin....hope you have a return ticket??

I usually tune into TV to be amused....reading all this dribble makes me laugh out loud....so many so called experts.....all just a load of rubbish as usual....?????

Yup, just a joke....in small print on the sign it says....Who cares??

Buy a one way ticket out of here while you still can nad have $$$$$??

Just another typical day in the Town That Never Sleeps...???

Anything that starts with "hot!" ??

I pay my salon lady 500 baht per cut, no questions asked.....which by my standards is cheap, cheap, cheap.....never ask for the buzz cut...??

Most of the time here in Pattaya they will honk the horn when they run the red lights...must be a local tradition? ????

Say it LOUD and say it PROUD!!! ?

I'm sure security was all over it like a cheap suit.....lol...???????

Yup, and they are so very hard to spot...??

Started out with two suitcases and a bag of dreams....the place has a way of wearing out its welcome....in the proces of packing it back up and doing a re-do.....just because I can and will.....lol...???

Oh my Buddha, took them long enough to figure that one out.....just go to any beach in the area and take a look.....open sewer....yuk!!!! :-(

If I feel the need for a swim I just take a few laps in my toilet....same, same, but not so very different.....lol

Excuse me....I'll just cast my vote  for myself and sleep a whole  lot better.....:-)

For God sake, take a chill pill and relax.....29?  You can do so much better with your life than leave your brain at the airport in BKK and try to find a gf in Lieland.....geez. :-(

One is the shits and the other a shit hole....lol

Does not matter which side of the coin you are on....just flip it and it is the same, same, but different....:-(

Since I have lived near Pattaya Klang for that past decade...got use to walking, even to Jomtien.....lol...???

Oh my Buddha....no wonder the exchange rate was so good the other day in the parking lot....those clever Africans.....lol...??

Safe as can be.....I always go with my bodyguard just in case....good luck...??

Care to tell you....same shit, different day...??