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You are on the good wicket.....maybe try sleeping in the neighbors room next door.....just to be safe....????????????

2 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

You tink to mut

You might need to find a day job.....????????????????

My Plan B is to fall back on my Plan A.....maybe?????????

You can maybe leave, but will you ever get back in? ????????. I have done all those airlines and have found Korean Airlines to be one of the best.....IMHO. ????

55555+ ???????? Geez, just put the Land of OZ in lockdown and get a life......trying to humor the masses I’d never a good idea when no beer during lockdown.....????????

Just another reason to tie a few bed sheets together and sleep with the lights on....????????

And just a FYI.......if you live on the 7th floor or higher you are out of luck with a Thai fire dept. rescue.....the ladders only goes as high as the 7th floor...????????

My suggestion is to head to the nearest park and grab two sticks and tape them to your limp pecker....that should help keep it stiff until the shortage blows over or maybe you?????????

Mickey Mouse and Dumbo and not in that order....roll on 2022..????????

Not to burst anyone’s bubble, but the whole bar industry is dead from the neck up.....it will come back, but not in my lifetime.....Covid rules and the rest of us just drool....????????????????????

4 hours ago, Misplaced said:

Thank you!  Sounds like I just have to sell my belongings and move.  Nothing else to do?  I'm assuming I wont be losing my Driving privileges as long as its not expired?

You might need a few brown envelopes to grease the wheels, but for the most part will be painless....most US States allow for DL renewal via the internet until you reach the age of 70....than it is time for an eyecheck and look/see to make sure you are the real deal....easy peasy....good luck on your adventure....just make sure to not look back....someone or something might be gaining on you! ????????????????

Well, those folks at Apple are no dummies....when I tried to update my iPad Air to the new iOS 13.4 system was told my Apple product is too old.....need to purchase a new iPad that will run the 13.4 and beyond system.....not sure if the Apple store guy was blowing smoke up my <deleted>, but from the looks of it, he might be right? ????????????

Guess I might have to add to my iPad and laptop collection....darn! ????????

I am so old I  cannot remember....????

There is a good reason why they call the Burger King between two buns the Impossible Burger.....cannot possibly be eaten. ????????

Good Lord....asking that type of question on TV takes the cake....like all the old farts are experts on getting the old boy UP? ????????????

Lifting the weights unless it is with your pecker does little or no good! ????????

Stay calm and just enjoy the view......????????????????

8 minutes ago, kuzie57 said:

The courses that I visited in Da Nang were nothing less than amazing. The biggest down side is they are very expensive to play. As a walk in you are looking at $200US and up for a round.

The one  near Da Nang is a Greg Norman development with high priced homes and condos as part of the package...????????

Just another bit of fake news so your bride can drink more....????

On 5/28/2021 at 3:51 PM, PuaSai said:

You need a passport that is valid to travel and transit via commercial air for other countries as well.  Only way I could see this happening is entering the U.S. via the Mexican border or Canada. Although now that doesn't seem to be an issue any longer with the new administration... ????

Oh sure....Trump left so many holes on the fence....besides, most folks skipped the fence and just flew into the USA....easy peasy....????????????

Wow, you mean that some old farts actually still have teeth?  More like one tooth....????????????