What, like:
"My name is Bogface, I am a ponce,
I smooth brylcream all over my bonce,
When I'm not walking, talking or squawking,
I'm shopping down at Austin Reid!"
Quite takes me back!
Then there was:
"My name is Slobbo, I'm head of this place,
The way that I run it is a <deleted> disgrace,
Outside my office you'll know when I'm in,
All you can hear is Boltie where's the gin!
The headmaster's secretary was a Miss Bolton.