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    Brainwaves
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    A psychic goes into a shop and asks to see some shirts. The shop assistant says: “How about this one?” “It won’t fit”, says the psychic. “How do you know, you haven’t tried it on?” replies the shop assistant. The psychic answers: “That’s a small, I’m a medium”.
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    I have a feeling that my wife had a secret affair with one of the band Boston. In fact, it’s more than a feeling…
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    That will please the rhyming slang jokers. Nothing rhymes with Kwasi Kwarteng.
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    Maybe suggesting that he's from the south but, apparently, he's not Muslim.
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    aEq1jep_460svav1.mp4
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    Energy
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    He's not the only one.
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    Yes, it's confusing because your wife should apply for a "Family Visa" to join you and "settle" in the UK, but a "Family Reunion Visa" is for asylum seekers etc to bring their family to join them. The site you posted gives just 2 choices 1) Settlement & 2) Family reunion - so "settlement is the one which applies to you (I'm assuming you are a British citizen).
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    Settlement. Family reunion would be (e.g.) a child joining a parent or vice-versa - usually for asylum seekers and refugees.
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    Apart from her being 30 and you being 66! NFT - (Normal for Thailand)
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    Roulette
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    He added "Don't worry, things can go back to normal after the holiday weekend".
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    Istanbul
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    Would he be wise to leave Russia just now? Could be a coup opportunity for his opponents.????
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    Broiler
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    Quickie? [Quickie (sexual act), a brief or spontaneous episode of sexual activity] That's my best guess.
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    Rub
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    Gutter
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    Patty
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    Putin
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    My pet bird wanted to look like James Bond, so he trimmed his feathers. Now he’s a shorn canary.
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    I just discovered that the woman I married is a lighthouse keeper. She only does basic ironing and a bit of dusting.

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