chickenslegs

I got fired from my job at the bank. A man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over.

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester.

Q. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? A. Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

I got fired from the calendar factory, just for taking a day off

Did you hear about the silk worm race? It ended in a tie.

Ninety nine out of every 100 alcoholics have fallen over drunk at some time... ... what a staggering statistic.

In a field of cows which one’s on holiday? The one with the wee calf.

Sherrin

Did you hear about the cockle who went to the seafood disco? She pulled a mussel.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

The urge to sing ‘the lion sleeps tonight’ is never more than a whim away.

Snake

https://www.ubuy.co.th/en/custom-duties Says here that you can pay all duties up front and that Ubuy will pay the difference if the duties are higher than they calculate. I expect you will not get to see the exact cost until just before you confirm the order.

The inventor of anagrams died today. May he 'erect a penis'.

Try this ...

10 minutes!? You never watch to the end?

Devil's

Gringo

Weather

Taxi

Pachyderm

Just googling around, I came across this site - water engines. http://www.douglas-self.com/MUSEUM/POWER/waterengine/waterengine.htm I know that you (Owl) like reading. I think you will be particularly interested in the section about "The Fludd Pump". http://www.douglas-self.com/MUSEUM/POWER/waterengine/fludd.gif I have to be honest, I don't think your system will work (sorry), but I do hope that you and Mildred have a great time learning and discovering.

Neymar's dog ... aggr5RW_460svvp9.webm

Ghost

Stalker: I'll be watching you (Every single day) (Every word you say) (Every game you play) (Every night you stay) I'll be watching you. Victim: I'm calling the police. Stalker: We are The Police.