chickenslegs

A boy was upstairs playing computer games when his granddad came in the room and sat down on the bed. "What are you doing?" asks granddad. "You're eighteen years old: you’re wasting your life! When I was eighteen I went to Paris; I went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, felt up one of the dancers on stage, punched the barman and smashed all the glasses, then left without paying. Now that’s how to have a good time." A month or two later, the grandfather comes to visit again. He finds the boy still in his room, but with a broken arm in plaster, two black eyes and all his front teeth missing. "What happened?" he asked. "I did what you did!” replied the boy. “I went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, felt up one of the dancers on stage, punched the barman and smashed all the glasses. But, when I tried to leave without paying I got the <deleted> beaten out of me!" "Huh,” replied the granddad, scratching his chin thoughtfully. "Who did you go with?" "Just some friends. Why, who did you go with?" "The SS."

Fiendish

Tonight

1) Not clear in the picture, but (from left to right) ON-ON-OFF is correct. Every combination is labelled on the device. 2) Sorry, no idea - using the device to test for a good earth is the extent of my expertise. There are some very knowledgeable people on this forum. Someone will be along shortly to help, I'm sure.

I bought one of these from Lazada https://www.lazada.co.th/products/habotest-advanced-rcd-electric-socket-tester-automatic-neutral-live-earth-wire-testing-circuit-polarity-detector-wall-plug-breaker-finder-electric-leakage-test-with-voltage-backlight-lcd-display-i2710876531-s9791043737.html?spm=a2o4m.searchlist.list.1.6a5a6472HTLLgi&search=1

My gf never heard of Elvis but she does like a cockatoo.

Ba Mariner

Shifter

Starting

Messiah

Brush

Yob

Fisher

Dusted

Honey

Urgent

Hong

Off

The website doesn't give a list of channels/events. Does hdprime have F1?

No. The guy who was arrested is the other neighbour who complained about the German.

Wings

Did my 90-day report online yesterday. This time there was no delay in having it approved, the reply was immediate. Edit to add: There were a couple of changes this time. 1) Clicking on the blue tab- "notification of staying in the kingdom over 90 days" took me straight to the form. Didn't need to tick the "agree" box until the end. 2) The printable receipt appeared automatically after the approval.

I'm glad you clarified that. I, and I guess many others, assumed it was the bad neighbour who was arrested.

I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.