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HH AQI-

CITY: 59

BEACH: 46

One day, two older fellas were talking…

OF1: “So, it's your special day today, Harry! Got any big plans?”

OF2: “Huh? Whadaya talkin’ about, Leo? What special day??”

Leo: “You forgot, eh? Today’s your 80^th birthday, Buddy!!”

Harry: “Geez, Leo, you know you’re right… guess I did forget. But, anyway, no. No special plans for me. To me, today is just like any other day: around 6:30pm, I’ll take a shower. Then, at 7:00, I’ll have something to eat. At 7:30, I’ll watch the news. And, then about 8:00, I’ll hit the sack… just like every other day. But… why are you asking?”

Leo: “Oh, I dunno. I just have a feeling you’re gonna have a really great birthday this year, pal.”

Harry: “Hold it right there, mister. Now, don’t you go planning anything wild or weird just ‘cause it’s my birthday, ok?!”

Leo: “Ok, ok, never mind old friend. Just enjoy your special day, alright?”

 

That evening, at 7:00, there’s a knock on the front door. Harry (makes his way to a standing position and) ambles over to the door; he opens it. Standing before him, is a beautiful, buxom, blonde, 6-ft. tall (Amazon!) lady of the evening.

 

bbbLady: “Hellllllllloooooo…(throaty voice, smiling broadly)”

Harry (looking up, warily): “Could I help you, Miss?”

bbbLady: “Wellllllllll… are you Mr. Harry? (smiling wider now)”

Harry: “Yessss (still looking up, warily), that’s me, I’m Harry. Why are you asking?”

bbbLady: “Wellllllllll… Mr. Leo sent me. And, he told me to offer you super sex...”

 

(pause)

 

 

Harry: “Ok, I’ll have the soup.”

Try this one.

Went to the zoo with my TGF the other day.

She said, "Look, darling, twin pandas!"

I said, "That bear's repeating."

"But likely nothing you can do unless wife agrees."

Truer words were never spoken... words to live by.

Smile. Accept. And move on.

"its good for the environment." ...priceless.

 

Have a few projects in mind and need natural bamboo sticks & poles.

Anyone know who sells them?

Thank you.

On 7/28/2019 at 8:52 PM, atyclb said:

none of your burgers compare with the "koryo burger" the burger served on north korean airline koryo.  actual photo below

 

 

And, Koryo translates to... "super-deluxe", right?

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4,990 now 3,990

 

Yep.

FT is really good, sauteed with garlic, etc. etc. Tastes 90% same as:

16 hours ago, toofarnorth said:

First pic looks like he is wearing a thin skirt.  Second pic looks like he has been picked up by the fuzz.

...which must really hurt.

There's a leather (etc.) repair shop on Railway Rd., just before the corner of Chomsin Rd. (Soi 70).

8 hours ago, DaRoadrunner said:

If you think that's bad, try going to China. They warned me, take a suitcase full of biscuits and candy bars or you'll starve. I thought they were joking...... they weren't.

Sorry, but having spent many weeks in the PROC, I have to say I couldn't disagree more. Restaurants in China offer a HUGE variety of foods & preparations; it's mind boggling. In Beijing, many restaurants have menus of 30 pages or more! For me, I found 80+% of the food to be truly delicious. Think about it: Chinese chefs live in a huge country, full of culinary resources (meats, seafood, grains, fruits & vegetables), and have been refining their cooking for 8,000 years. If not the world's number 1 cuisine, then top 3 for sure!

  Boo Lon (warm crab) dip... deeee-licious!

HH is 2-3 hrs. by car from BKK, depending on time of day; no flights. Check Google for hotels like Tanawit, Tipurai, etc.

18 hours ago, faraday said:

Which grinder from Lazada did you buy?

In Hua Hin, we buy beef at Makro. I grind it by machine (Lazada) & freeze it by the pound. Being American, I don't ever use Worcestershire or egg or add pork to my burgers (but they all are good for meatballs or meatloaf).

My burger is:

50% chuck

25% sirloin

25% brisket

Re; (white) fat, many chef's say the best burgers have around 20% fat; some use up to 30%.