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A man comes home and says to his wife" I've bought some of those olympic condoms for tonight"

"Well wear a silver one then"she says"it's about time you let me come first"

it states on his birth certificate under fathers name.

some soldiers

It's not their fault, they were only playing soggy biscuit and she was hungry

So's his Aunty for letting him take the pictures.

It was Erco, he thinks he's Michael Jackson

Whats an orgasm?

M J says he wants to teach music to kids, he's inviting them to play on his organ

Erawan,sounds to me like your sphincter is banging like a sh!t house door in the wind.

Latest reports say he's given up singing to become a musician ,apparently he's a very good fiddler.

Now it's starting to smell fishy.

Erco'sw very keen for you to pay the extra for gramps as well .

For an extra fee they'll dig grandma up.

I think I played this game in England, it's called hunt the kunt

GMT +6 , the clocks changed a couple of weeks ago George

Padkapow, never a truer word was spoken.

Now to the all important question, when's the Blue Bouncer gonna take that bra off!

Like it

Or theres always the airport duty free.

Erco reckons shagging your sister and mother at the same time will cure you,he swears by it.

It's a shame <deleted> wasn't an option,that would have definately got my vote.

Erco is a <deleted>

I would like to offer my services.

I'm not a gynacologist,but I'll have a bloody good look.

Didn't your mother teach you anything, never wipe your ass with a toad !

Michael Jackson's wife had just given birth to their son.

"How long before we can have sex honey"?

"For Christ's sake,wait until he can walk at least you monster"

I've woken up with her....twice. You just can't beat a gummy nosh!

Who read my diary ?

How did Erco's Mum get pregnant...

Her brother spunked on her shoes and the flies done the rest !

or THE WHISKEY MAKES ME WINGE