kurgen

they did the job they're paid to do, about bloody time.

your turn next khun blair.

like it

I dare say we have all made our minds up, maybe ITs time for a show of hands

eeerr... no , I don't?

What the <deleted> is proshite?

I lived in Spain for 2 years before Thailand, it is bigger and at least as corrupt as the LOS......good luck

its Him!

I found Him!

Heres here!

Is there a reward?

If there is , I'm handing myself in.

Maybe I'll make front page of The Sun

Are you sure your wife's a shitzu , last time I looked , she looked fine

I lived in Spain for 2 years before Thailand, it is bigger and at least as corrupt as the LOS......good luck

Dave offered me a beer when I first got here,18 months later, I'm still dehydrated

Hey, MsNina,

Your kinda new here, shame you simply would have loved Erco, no seriously...

Youd have torn him to peices.

Erco's now a ladyboy

medicinebox, you are a sad <deleted>.

if you are not ercof the jerkoff then go and sit in the corner with him and wear that hat with pride, inbred!

Teachers carrying guns !!!!

in my day we got caned

If you live by the sword then you die by the sword , so be it.

How long before someone stuffs their bodywarmer with enough weed killer to wipe out all the weeds in their garden

Muslim "issues", have nothing to do with poverty, ask Binladen

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime

Why was the blonde staring into the fridge.....

because the oranje juice carton said concentrate

And he's got special needs,furking retard he is.

Why do I love my Thai girl, because like D80, she takes no sh!t.

I knew this forum was big but I didn't expect an echo.

They're all special ' uncles'

I believe this is under the catergory of tea money

Crap joke, no punchline.

When I lived in Spain I used to drink San Miguel all the time.

Then I went to Hong Kong for a while. I found the s.m un-drinkable, tasted like it had been fermented in dirty underwear

If my g.f so much as sneezes she runs round to the pharmacy to buy some pills.

I recently found a carrier bag with about 40 packets of pills in every colour and shape you can think of.

I went through all the packs, asking what they were for. She didn't know what half of them were for but still took some occasionaly so she didn't get ill again !

Worryingly, about 10 of the packs were for 'diet'.

Is this normal for Thais or am I living with a rattling hypercondriac .

Stella Artois and Kronenbourg 1664, are they were the days.