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Any bird that does a nanna show gets my vote.

Dave, concerning your misses, marks out of two.... I'd give her one

I never asked you to play with my birds tits, but you do

Oi,Jabba !

How is it that we meet each other for a drink most days that you take 2 weeks to tell me this.

Thanks for the advice Digger. I've e mailed them so I'll have to wait and see

As I was saying, does anyone know where I can buy a bloody Mastiffe ?

When did you give up the fags, I saw you going in Butts Club last week !

Don't stick your nose in Dave. I know for sure that your 54" chest is held in by your belt.

He's either very stupid or very courageous. I think it might be the former 

A stupid Irishman....never!

truce

Well my smart arsed comments have been deleted by the powers that be.

Thaiflyer, I didn't mean to offend you ( well maybe a little ).

I found it all quite entertaining and that's all that matters.

Lighten up ,(ho ho) no need to spit your dummy out again !!

I tried to get a quote from his original penned pack of lies.Unfortunatly the topic has been closed,shame.

It's a shame gambling is illegal. We could run a book on who will be the constable's next victim of his clean up campaign.

I've just watched Pattaya People News.

Tourist police helped raid Carousell Ago-go and probably close it down.

Howard you liar,didn't you write a very long speech denying that you spy on go-go's.

I'm looking forward to reading your pack of lies,until then, keep up the good work you maggot !

Carlsberg,for the best light weights in the world.......probably.

I've just bought 4 cans of guiness at friendship super markup at 159 baht each. This is extortionate to say the least , but I do like the black stuff.

Does anyone know a better place to buy it ?

So, like I was saying, has any one got a poxy pool table for sale or not ?

Monty,surely by now you must have realised that Dave is a shandy drinker. But on weekends his wife lets him suck wine gums,to make him fruity.

I dare say if you check the small print it says " enless your falang "

She reckons that it is either missing a section or needs an extention !

Castration is the only cure

Don't get bitchy, just cos you caught your lady with her hands in my pockets perfecting her ball control.

I would just like to add that I have been living with an ex-bar girl for a year now.The night we met she was dancing on stage. She explained to me that this was the first time she had danced and was only doing it to help out one of her friends. She was normally the cashier and along with the fact that she told me she was still a ' wirgin ' I feel very lucky to have found her when I did.

I am so lucky to be blessed with blissful ignorance.

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Why ever would a person, living in Thailand, with more than half a brain, want a bull mastiff? Small penis perhaps.

As I have almost 75% of my grey matter still in fairly good working order I might as well answer you.

In England I owned 2 bullmastiffes. I found them to be great pets , very loyal and intelligent. I never had a problem with them biting people.

I am now moving out into the sticks and would feel a lot more comfortable knowing that while I'm out my house isn't going to be ransacked by some strung out junky looking for his next fix.

As a breed they have the added bonus of not needing much excercise, which fits in with my punishing excercise regime quite well.

I'm sure my penis would seem small compared to you , you big prick !

Astral, you realy are a sick <deleted>. Go to a doctor and have your self castrated before you get caught.

I'm looking to buy a pool table for my house.

Sovrein make the style I'm looking for. The tables with the small pockets and balls are of no intrest to me.

Coin slot doesn't have to work as it is for my house.