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    English breakfast
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    You nailed it.
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    They're just bits of rubbish that I palm off on you lot
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    They say thousands of kangaroos die on the road each year in Australia. This doesn't surprise me. I'd be shocked if their arms could even reach the steering wheel.
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    Recently I was fingered for a crime. Which seems like a weird punishment.
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    As I was sat in the Chinese restaurant last night, the wife said to me, "What made you decide to go with the duck?" "He's better company." I replied, putting the phone down.
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    I'm at the age where I have to use a lubricant before having sex with my wife. Usually about eight or nine pints
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    I'm really pleased with my vegetable patch. Haven't wanted a vegetable in weeks.
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    My girlfriend has left me because she says I'm too old fashioned. I'll wager a shilling she's courting a chap who's a scoundrel, the cad!
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