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ballpoint

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  1. Here are the highlights of the latest Eurovision song contest.
  2. Following their recent judgement that only biological women are women, the Supreme Court has ruled on two similar cases. They’ve confirmed that bears do indeed <deleted> in the woods, and the Pope is Catholic.
  3. Meanwhile, some international news: The Republic of Dyslexia has tested its first unclear weapon.
  4. To all those people that said my tendency to prevarication would hold back my career, just you wait!
  5. When I worked in a chocolate factory a man fell into a large vat of bubbly chocolate. My mate Bill was going to jump in to try and save him .... But I said: "Billy.. don't be an Aero."
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