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It's true. The Earth was once attacked by a mighty alien horde, but, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog. At least, that's what Douglas told me.

Who cares? If you want to wear a mask then wear one. If you don't, outside the few places where it is still compulsory, then don't. We all know why mask wearing was politicised, and it's a ridiculous situation.

If you run off a cliff, you'll keep on running until you look down and realise where you are.

When this is over he'll have seen more courts than Roger Federer.

Take your pick...

Interestingly, concerns that the dam was dangerously over-full were reported last month, with water spiling over the wall at times. This came not long after it was at a historic low, possibly indicating the Russians purposely filled it to over capacity prior to destroying it in order to get the maximum effect. Another exhibit for the prosecution at the war crimes trial. "Russian-Controlled Dam Risks Flooding in Southern Ukraine The development is a dramatic turnabout after the reservoir had reached a historic low. The dam, which lies along the front line, has been a point of tension throughout the war." Russian-Controlled Dam Risks Flooding in Southern Ukraine - The New York Times (nytimes.com)