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ballpoint

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  1. Since the Queen died, there will be no more telegrams sent out when you turn 100. Instead, Prince Andrew will send you a text when you reach 14.
  2. I tried to look up our local orphanage online, but it doesn't have a home page.
  3. I went to a postman's birthday party yesterday. We played pass the "Sorry You Were Out" card.
  4. I was walking down the road and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano. It was an orchestrated attack
  5. Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn't working.
  6. I need some advice. My therapist told me to write letters to all the people I hate and then burn them. Does anyone know what I should do with the letters?
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