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An archaeologist was digging on the borders of the Negev Desert close to Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurance around Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed. To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out." A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about both the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?" "Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, 10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

A Russian channel on Telegram proudly reported that they had destroyed two Ukrainian howitzers in the Kursk region. The post was quickly taken down though, and this is why: "Most likely due to a misidentification, the crew of a Russian Ka-52M helicopter operating in the Kursk region opened friendly fire on a military column consisting of several armoured vehicles. As a result, two Russian 2S19M2 Msta-S howitzers were destroyed." This is the most modern artillery type in Russia's arsenal, with a 30km range and capable of firing 10 rounds per minute. Good work men. Friendly fire mishap: Russian Ka-52M destroys own howitzers in Kursk (msn.com)

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