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ballpoint

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  1. Don't know about Musk, but Zuckerberg certainly time traveled...
  2. That must have been quite a show,
  3. I met this girl and at the weekend took her home to meet my mum. She whispered to me, "Where the hell did you get her from, son?! She's cross-eyed, bow-legged, and she's got no teeth!" I replied, "There's no need to whisper, Mum. She's deaf as well."
  4. My girlfriend says size doesn't matter, yet all her sex toys look like they're missing a lamp shade.
  5. I'm returning this invisibility cloak I got for Christmas. I just can't see myself wearing it.
  6. I think it's a disgrace on society and our education system when after 50 years, most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is. Or what kind of trumpet he played.
  7. My girlfriend Edith dumped me when she found out I was also seeing Kate. Apparently, you can't have your Kate and Edith.
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