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A cricketer was hit by a ball on his crotch. At the hospital, the doctor prescribed an ointment to be applied over his private part everyday. On the first day, the Matron took upon herself the duty of applying the ointment. After completing her duty, the matron came out of the VIP ward with a big smile on her face. A pretty looking young nurse who saw her could not believe that the matron would ever smile! The matron, controlling herself said, "These cricketers are funny fellows. He has got his name 'JOHN' tattooed on his private part!" The curious young nurse asked whether she could apply the ointment the next day. Getting permission, she carried out her job the next day and came out blushing. The matron was surprised and asked her what was the matter. The young nurse replied "Madam, his name is not JOHN." "It is JOHNATHAN HENRY." In Physics, this is known as *The Coefficient of Linear Expansion*

I think its Lake Tits

Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

No. Its not stupidity! I call it the nature's way - a very smart method of keeping the species from been extinct! Just see how a man's behaviour change in the presence of a female - it's an international phenomenon!

...surplus money that you don't know what to do with!! WOW! Would love to meet someone like that!

I agree on this. Each person has his/her own belief - every one is correct - as in the end... it's all ends similarly. The differences are in the living beings.