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The scariest thing happened on my first parachuting lesson. The first time you jump, you get harnessed to the Instructor. As I plummeted through the air, waiting for the instructor to open the parachute, he turned to me and asked "So, how long have you been an Instructor for?"

What's the difference between a magician and a row of showgirls? One has an array of cunning stunts...

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you? U r a bus

Waiting game A policeman, patrolling near midnight at a local parking spot, saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. Stopping to investigate, he walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, Officer?" "What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "Well, sir, I'm reading, and my girlfriend is knitting a sweater." "How old are you, son?" the officer asked. "I'm twenty," the boy replied, looking at his watch. "And in about twelve minutes, she'll be eighteen."

The teacher asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell in a well last week." "Good grief!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?" "He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday

Absolutely! But if one is buying a new PC, should keep in mind about the compatibility for future upgrade (if the OS is not installed). Then, some guys (like me) just like to play around with new OS's as they are released! ????

Yes, it still is a Beta product, I guess. I installed it on a virtual machine just to get the hang of it. By the way, if you are interested try Ventoy . Ventoy is an open source tool to create bootable USB drive for ISO/WIM/IMG/VHD(x)/EFI files. With ventoy, you don't need to format the disk over and over, you just need to copy the ISO/WIM/IMG/VHD(x)/EFI files to the USB drive and boot them directly. You can copy many files at a time and ventoy will give you a boot menu to select them .

For whatever it is worth, drop an email to [email protected]. They respond fast and in English, and had been very helpful every time I contacted them. All the best!

Agree 100% Started with a Samsung A5 and now an A71. But this range is way over the OP's budget.

Solution by @Gsxrnz should solve your problem.

Just for your information: About multi-device beta Now you can use WhatsApp on up to four companion devices at one time, but can only have one phone connected to your WhatsApp account at one time. https://faq.whatsapp.com/general/download-and-installation/about-multi-device-beta/?lang=en (I did use this version for a couple of weeks, but found I prefer the WhatsApp Web version)

Nothing to laugh about, IMHO. Just that you are taking the best option available for you. We all are not computer experts.

Check for compatibility Use the PC Health Check app to see if your PC can run Windows 11. The download link is right at the bottom of the web page. https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-11?ocid=wu_windows_app_omc_win#pchealthcheck

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One salad: $3, three salads: $10! At the market place, a seller advertises "1 salad for $3, 3 salads for $10". A customer passing by stops and speaks with the seller: -That's not right! -What do you mean? -Well, that's not an offer: 3 salads cost $9. -No, sir, it says here that 3 salads cost $10. -I know, but if I buy 1 salad, how much do I pay? -$3. -And if I buy 2? -$6. -Yes, because 3+3=6, now what about 3+3+3? -That makes 9. -So 3 salads cost $9. -No sir, they cost $10, it's written just over there, on that board. The client can't fathom such a stubbornness in another human being and proceeds to prove his point to the seller: -Here, let me buy a salad. -That will be $3, sir. -Now, I'd like one more salad. -That will be $3 again, sir. -Finally, let me buy one last salad. -That will also be $3, sir. -How much did I pay you those 3 salads? -$3+$3+$3, your paid $9. -See? 3 salads are worth $9, not $10, you won't sell much salads of you do it this way. -Yes sir, I almost sold all my stock to people like you wanting to prove they're smarter than me by buying 3 salads they don't need, just to make sure they are superior. My technique works! Besides, I can overprice those salads to $3 and no one bats an eye!

A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man... The woman smiles broadly and says, "TGIF"! The man slowly turns to her and deadpans, "S.h.i.t." The woman, thinking that he didn't hear her, slowly repeats "T.G.I.F." He simply responds, "S.h.i.t.", just as slowly. Exasperated, she laughs and says, "TGIF stands for Thank God It's Friday!, Silly!" The man replies, "I know that but Sorry Honey, It's Thursday."

First day as a pilot. Control tower: Can you give me your position? Me: I am next to a cloud that looks like a lion. Control tower: Can you be more specific? Me: Simba