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Lieutenant Hardy, First Mate, was in a rare mood as he finished drilling the crew. He barked out a final order, 'All right, you idiots fall out.' The men fell out, but one sailor stood firm. The sailor stared at the First Mate and smiled, 'There were a lot of them weren't there sir?'
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'Well,' snarled the tough old Royal Navy Chief to the bewildered able seaman. 'I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and dance on my grave.' 'Not me, Chief,' the seaman replied. 'Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again.'
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Three engineering students were gathered together to discuss the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
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"A programmer’s wife asks him, 'Would you go to the shop and pick up a loaf of bread? And if they have eggs, get a dozen.' The programmer goes to the store and returns home with 12 loaves of bread. 'They had eggs,' he explained."
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The Last Shift Office Chair
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I guess it's earthquake proof?
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I never believed in charity! Nor a heaven or an after life ???? ????
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