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If its not for fun, then its pure flattery - feeding and pepping up the ego.

Height of Misunderstanding ! Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news… I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs. Kapoor?" "Yes… speaking" Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the Reliance guy. "What are you saying? It's in your files… HOW ???" " Yes ….. We have a system of finding out who's overdue" " GOD !!!… This is too much…" "Madam, I am sorry… I am just following orders… I have to inform that you are overdue.." "I know that … let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow.. " That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull,rushes to Reliance office the next day morning. "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Reliance, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY you? And if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.." "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "Well… I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle !!!

Precise washing instructions - no room for error (except, if unread).

In our condo there is a sticker which needs to be renewed annually. A 2 keycards for each condo of which only one opens the barrier at the front security point. I have seen wheels locked by the guards on vehicles without a valid sticker - there are visible notices to this effect - fine 2000 Bahts. Seems quite effective.

Ultimately the heat is totally dependent on the fuel - so...?

Wish this WORLD was perfect as you say...

delivery idiots Really? They are just doing their job.

Why not? I won't be surprised if someone says brain surgery too can be performed with a couple of minutes practice - how about sending a rocket to the moon? Simple.

On social media, there are millions of experts in every field.

???? should first try a toy remote controlled boat in a bath tub first. Then try it in a pond on a windy day and try to stop it at a predefined place accurately.

And you say anyone without experience or training can steer a boat?

???? how many times/hours you have steered a boat?

Really? Ever seen a thing called a boat?

Have you ever tried steering a boat? It's so simple?