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Imagine while you are walking on the road you bump into someone. He falls, knocks his head on the pavement and dies. Are you a murderer?

This is your thought process

Just this to judge all of the Thai youth? OMG they walk amongst us...

But there must be some standard that is widely used/accepted?

Quite a huge accusation. " to check the numbers of registered SIM cards which are linked to mobile banking systems." Is this REALLY a stupid, brainless idea? Me too am inconvenienced, as my number (around 10 years) in NOT in my name, and I am not in Thailand right now. My Bank app has already been restricted for outgoing transactions. But, I can view and remit moneys to it. OK. I myself did activate the option Lock transfer/top up/ pay via app many months ago and it was reversible, until recently When I inquired from them via email, they informed me... ... please note that if you have previously activated the ‘Lock transfer / top up / pay via app’ function, it is compulsory for you to verify your identity by scanning your face within the application to unlock this function. We regret to inform you that we are unable to unlock the function or verify your face ID via the email channel due to security measures and verification limitations. Well, I guess security measures are increasing, to match the crime rates that are going up steadily. Better safe than sorry, I think.

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Just curious to know more about this, as I am totally at a loss right now. Is this affordable? Availability? Would be nice to hear some details about this in laymen's terms, especially from someone who has first hand experience.

You REALLY see a similarity in these two incidents?

Krisana admitted that the altercation began when one of the tourists, sporting a white shirt, struck him first, causing an injury that required six stitches. Yes I quite agree that many realisations are necessary to avoid this type of altercations.

Yasilyev was punched in the face by the suspect, he fell and hit his head on the ground which caused him serious injuries. Despite efforts to rescue him, Yasilyev later passed away at a nearby hospital. To be fair by the Brit, this looks like an accident. Obviously he had no intention of killing the Russian. He neither wielded a weapon. A punch the Russian deserved, but not death.

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A cowboy rides into town and stops at the saloon. However, when he’s finished his drink, he walks out to find his horse has been stolen. The cowboy walks back into the bar, loosens his guns in their holsters and says, ‘I’m gonna have another beer and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I’m finished, I’m gonna do what I dun back in Texas.’ The cowboy has his drink and goes out to find his horse is back where he left it. The bartender calls out after him, ‘Hey partner, what exactly did happen in Texas?’ The cowboy says, ‘I had to walk home!’

A prospector in the Wild West is crossing the mountains in a horse and wagon. With him is his daughter and $10,000 in cash. Suddenly the pair are stopped by a bandit who searches the wagon then rides off with it. ‘Dang it!’ says the prospector. ‘There goes my $10,000!’ ‘No, Pa,’ says his daughter. ‘Look. I managed to hide the money in my mouth.’ ‘Jeepers!’ says the prospector. ‘If only your Ma was here we could have saved the horse and wagon too!’

An old cowboy goes to a bar and orders a drink. As he sits sipping his whiskey, a young lady sits down next to him. ‘Are you a real cowboy?’ she asks. He replies, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am.’ The woman says, ‘Well I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, watch TV or eat, I think of women. In fact everything seems to make me think of women.’ The woman leaves and a little while later a man sits down next to the old cowboy. ‘Are you a real cowboy?’ asks the man. The cowboy replies, ‘Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’

A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, “Sure is, little lady! Why don’t you come on out to the bunk house and let me prove it to you!” The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, “Well, thank ya Ma’am. I’m real flattered. Aitn’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.” “Don’t be flattered,” the woman replied. “Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, ' notice anything different about me'? Margaret looked him over. "Nope'. Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, ' Notice anything different NOW'? Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!' Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET? ' Nope', she replied. IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW COWBOY BOOTS! Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, ' Shoulda bought a hat Bert, shoulda bought a hat.

A horseman went into a saddlers shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. ”Ever have an accident?” "Nope, nary a one.” "None? You’ve never had any accidents.” "Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.” "Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?” "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.”

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are caught in an ambush. ‘Indians ahead of us! Indians behind us! And Indians on both sides!’ shouts the Lone Ranger. ‘Well, Tonto, old friend, it looks like we’re done for!’ Tonto looks at him and says, ‘What you mean… “We”?’

Recently I installed an app to keep a record of my BP readings. It listed various BP classifications to choose from. What would be the most appropriate?

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boyfriend goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!'