ravip
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Teacher: "Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter i" Little Johnny: "i is..." Teacher interupts: no Johnny, always say "I am". Little Johnny: "Ok Miss... i am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Little Johnny is sitting in church and getting extremely bored and restless as the preacher's long and dull sermon as it drags on and on. Not able to take it anymore, he leans over to his dad and whispers in his ear, "Hey, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
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As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this sexy blonde in a short skirt, I couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers. " Hey cheeky," She said, as she gave me a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls skirts isn't it?" " That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation, Madam," I said sternly, " I don't even work here"......
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Reading some comments above, it seems there are some perfect human beings, who have decided to live in Thailand. According to them, Thai nationals seems to be the most cheating, lying & thieving people on the planet. Its a very clear indication of the high IQ, intelligent (mentioned above) peoples behavior! -
Exact thought that came to my mind immediately after reading the article!
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Airline pilot accidentally left the intercom switch on and is heard in the cabin saying, “man, I could really use a coffee and a bj.” A flight attendant immediately runs toward the flight deck, and a passenger yells “you forgot the coffee!”
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A British Airways pilot lands in Frankfurt and makes a wrong turn on the taxiway and causes a traffic jam. The ground controller lays into him “Speedbird 123 what’s wrong with you?! Have you never been to Frankfurt before?!” “Yes, twice in 44 but I didn’t land either time”.
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Saw a flying instructor do this once: Knocks on prop blade “Hear that?” “Yeah.” Knocks on different part of the blade “Hear that? Notice how it sounds different—know why that is?” “Uhhh…” “It’s a variable pitch prop”
