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6 hours ago, Isaan sailor said:
Something about their natural demeanor and their physical attributes—that makes me prefer real women to ladyboys. But to each—his own.
You may be straight. Nothing wrong with that.
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11 hours ago, Bert got kinky said:
And most of them war heroines by the look at their medal ribbons.
Well done ladies, Idi Amin would have been jealous if he were still around.
He would have eaten them, as would I. 5555
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Whatever. You need to show original, and give copy. Too easy. Play games, and you will be told.
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200 baht per farang on the spot fine. Nothing for thai offender.
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No more than 365. If over that, you risk aging prematurely.
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My goodness. I do hope the snake was not traumatised by this horrendous ordeal. Please. Try to find it, and feed it some rats to try to ease the shock. Take it to sleep in mils bed, as she wont be needing it. Then, after it has completely rested, and has a full belly, release it into a snake paradise of some sort. But first, flog the <deleted> over the head with a long handled shovel.
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Just flipped from page 1 to 5. Smack the bitch. Only thing they understand. Show the <deleted> who is boss. Otherwise, she will never respect you. You know this.
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Had a big stoush, started in the hotel lobby when they tried to steal my money. I got slashed up there with a blade that I didn't see. Place looked like a <deleted> abottoir when went back with the cops. Anyway, fight spilled out on tbe street. Couple mocy taxi got involved, got dealt with fairly quickly, endwd up in a stale mate until the cops come.
All parties to Pattaya police station, review their cctv footage, and the <deleted> told to give me my money back by the cops. Stupid people. Show police footage of themselves attacking me. Pfft. Not everyone has the physical ability to stand up for themselves, but as we get older, we need to maybe slow down a bit.
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On 5/25/2018 at 4:46 PM, Pat in Pattaya said:
You honestly can't trust yourself to get it right? How do you get through life?
Are you shitting me? I pay ten baht to fill in the form and get some photocopy, because 300km is a fing long way, and I couldn't be bothered rooting around. Pattaya must be spoiling some people. 3rd time. Peace of mind bud.
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2 weeks ago still the same. But as usual, I dropped in to the shop across the road from the consulate for them to check my papers. Had to make me another copy, 10 baht for peace of mind. Too easy.
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Been down the yellow book road. The amphur people here hadn't done one before, and kept putting up roadblocks stil I gave up. Another guy here has the same problem.
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Just yesterday, I went to Sisaket immigration with wifes house book and id copies, passport photos, and visa in passport, to get a letter of residency to renew my license.
The bugger there just datestamped a previous acknowledgement note stapled in my passport, and signed it. Assured me that that is all I need.
Well it bloody wasn't. After rrooting around at land transport office for half an hour, I was given 2 copies of a letter, which I heard need to be signed by our local orbortor.
Well it bloody wasn't. My wife didn't understant either. So back home 90km, and today I had a look at the letters, and work out that I had to go back to immigration with the bloody things. So tomorrow, 180km round trip for another game of human ping pong. Jai yen yen.
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1 hour ago, Will27 said:
And what do you suggest if your dog bails up a cobra?
Try and risk getting bitten by trying to catch it or hit it over the head with a shovel?
I like animals, but you're in laa laa land if you think people with no experience should
try and catch a cobra.
Had a dog killed by a snake already. Wouldn't eat in the evening, and dead stiff in the morning. If I can help it at all, my grand daughters will not die like that. You may not care about our family, but I do. Bye bye snake.
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2 hours ago, jak2002003 said:
better to just forget about it. A snake is a snake... a reptile. Its not a little devil costume out to get you.
Oh my goodness. Religion has enlightened you to the extreme. We are not worthy oh snake lover.
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Caring about snakes more than kids lives. Something at bit smelly with this section of the population. There are plenty of places for snakes to be where there are no people around. Any of you ever done a risk assessment? Of course not. Elimination it the first step.
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+ tips. Haha.
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A tip for downloading the forms and printing them. My printer was set for A4 size, and missed the last couple of lines, so you may needt to reset to letter size. Arrive at the consulate early though, and in front of the shop across the road, there is a guy set up with computer and forms. He will fill them in and print for you, and check you have everything in order for I think it was 80 baht. Easy.
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Dead snakes don't bite. Live ones do. Not rocket science is it.
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I unfotunartely drink 12 or so large leo each day. While working back home, I sunk a dozen cans every evening, so almost double what I was drinking.
The cost I measure in kilos. 15 kg up since May. Not an ideal situation, although I do enjoy it.
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3 hours ago, tryasimight said:
No chance of a tuk tuk then?
20 baht. But just stop here, you go look gem.
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1 hour ago, hellohello123 said:
My Caucasian gf wears shoes in the house.
In my culture we take our shoes off.
Should I teach her. Her parents. Her friends. Her family some manners and tell them it's unacceptable to wear shoes in the house???
/sarcasm
Yes. Dirty, and disrespectful. There we have it. No shoes in my house. The floors are clean.
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Adults at well. The more noise they make, shows how much they are enjoying it. I trained our kids out of it, but it's not my place to tell others kids what to do. A bugger when you see a pretty lady, and her mouth is like a cement mixer, and you can see all of the engredients being churned.
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Lack of clitoris probably curtails these activities. Their fathers must really care about them. I notice last week, there is a hospital in bangkok offering clitorectomies with graphic images in their advert.
I am happy I don't love my daughter enough to do that to her.
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I have tried to find the existing thread to update, but can't. So, my experience today.
I am currently on a multi entry non o, so need to leave the country every 90 days to gain another 90. I was previously working, so this is the first time to just do in out.
Parked with the missus and grandkids at the right hand side car park. Left them there, and strolled to the lefthand side of the road for exit from Thailand. Cruised through, even though didn't have the departure card in the passport. Just filled out a new one.
Across to the other side of the road, and the hut at the rear issues the Cambodian visas. He asked how long I stay, and I said I just come for visa out/ in. No problem. 1200 thai baht. Full page Cambo visa sticker, and out to the front office for stamp. The guy at the back filled out arrival/ departure forms without asking.
Stamp done, stroll along to Thai immigration. Got a new departure/ arrival card, stamp another 90 days, and all over.
Back to the car, total 25 minutes, only because a group of Thai cambos in front having fingerprints done.
Trouble free for anyone in Surin/ Sisaket region.
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how to stop snakes coming in the gate area
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Stand a shovel against the gatepost. They should get the picture, and quickly do a u turn.