Rhys

Did you hear the one about the TRT minister who got excited when he heard Australia was a "PENAL" colony?

Did you hear the one about the TRT minister who locked his mia noi and family in the same car?

A TRT minister is shot, he goes to an Aussie hospital for better care, he wakes up.. concerned the TRT minister says... Doctor, Doctor,... did I come here

"to die"...No mate you can here "yesterday"

Actually, some of the teenie bopper movies have been funny.. The Red Bicycle with Tatta Young.. an insightful view of private schools. and youngster jumping into the Thai lifestyle.

Learn the language, but go with the flow of the stories.. at times, language is not necessary. This Ai Fak seems clever.... The funniest for me was the first Satreelek: The steel woman of volleyball..

Sometimes, when the only flick in town is Thai, it can turn out nice.. Motor on

You two kiss and make up na..

Hmmm....Does this count... a Thai Massage Therapist provided deep tissue techniques, greatful for the experience... I followed the code: Gave her

triple the cost and then some... Smiled, thank you mamm..Adios..

Three months later, on a bus, sitting with my New Thai Girl friend, I see the Massage Therapist sitting behind my seat.. A smile of recognition, and immediately sweat begins.. She maintains her composure, does not attempt to communicate or indicate she knows me infront of my Thai Girlfriend...

So...there is a code.... And the it is luck of the draw...

High speed low drag

Black Dog.... Roasting on an open fire.. Ruff Ruff..

sung with a Filipino accent,

on the island of Oahu,

to the tune of that nat king cole song about chesnuts..

Actually the first time I saw a bunch of dogs rounded up in the channabot, I thought to myself.. Now, that is pretty good..the village fathers have a village dog catcher.. leave to the chao nan... Then as my essan language got better....I I still thought.. WAY to GO...

WAD Lok Chin Maw...is not right up there.. Actually, taste like chicken.

Hmm sounds like the border guard were PO when they did not get there cut, so they turned in the food suppliers...and of course, those same dogs are going to breed and multiply... Better to feed the world than blow it up.... Hmmm too bad this food source does not work in a different part of Thailand.. A food of thought for the TRT brain trust in peace conflict resolution....but ngaah... That same TRT Ostrich meat supplier has his own designs: an ostrich in every pot.

With all the Psych Ops going about poorly or actually well..let us not forget the influences from the other side of the pond(s).

If it smells like Kee Kwai, chances are it is Kee Kwai...no offence to the Kwai but to Thailand's finest in uniform. Si Sue Pueda

Years ago....many.. The road used to be a nice place...Years ago. Yet the Thai Ajaan Yais of the area... ARE the First people in line to watch the SHOW...And the first with the powder..

But with the recent.. ngahh.. the continual creditability "problem" with school officials..THIS IS their MANTRA....

HMMM.. Why aren't the parents, teachers... up in arms.. At BCC..Bangkok Christian College... COULD IT BE... THEY DON'T.......

Remember all, the future leaders of Thailand are groomed at this school.

BACK to The ROAD and THAI Culture.. Well, AT least they are following form with excuses.. WHAT.. The WEATHER excuse would not work here..

Splish Splash and a bottle of Flash...No Fool LIKE THE APRIL FOOLE..

Interesting questions and answers....yet, factor into all of this ... what is the ability of your immigration and work permit officials.. do they even understand the procedures..and are they consistent in the applications..(One says, this, does the other) Good luck high speed low drag

Is it April Fooles yet!

Try the Rajahbats.. they are always on the lookout for native speakers.. usually a BS or BA will do it.. Look the part, dress the part, and you'll be golden.. Usually, you can find former volunteers working in the department. The private schools, well that is a shot in the dark.. as you know.. the private school do tend to overindulge the kids. Cheers and good luck

Does it really matter..you will find your way and the way will find you.

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Just a nice place to visit....that's all....

Khao Lak...it use to be nice...but development came..but if you look carefully, you will find what you are looking for in abundance.

Definitely, get away from the bar scene...live in the Chonnabot for a while.. This will give you perspective and perhaps a better appreciate....you can alway check out the college for your local cup of cha.. Cheers

Staying home as well.. waiting for the nightdrop.. Too many crazies...not to mention the white power gambits as well.. but in the spirit on "non-accountability" I suppose, Oh.. I don't know how my fist got in your face...it must have been an honest mistake.

WHAT! The other type of expected passport markings don't work... especially the ones with the picture of a head of state. Wonder to know, TRT is just letting us know Thailand's finest are on the job..but it is of course the wrong jobs...

Hmmm.. I wonder if the Asia/Farang has to worry about this.. Excuse Sir, my accent is from WEST Thailand.

A wise sage once wrote... a lid on idiocy must be keep on tightly... Hmm

Dare to dream this could happen here.. TRT descending..

Wait a minute now.. the crack staff of MPs in private enterprizes..YEah right.. Just might make a big splash with their pet projects....0 meat.. hmm.. do you think? could it be it is a national program to blitz the market with MP Ostrich meat?

According to the crack Agriculture Kahana and his little poi poi....they have a special program just waiting...Yet, knowing which orafices to insert crack official findings for the gut reactions... seems, shall we say, a bit of a colo-oral-rectal challenge. Maybe a Chicken enema would do it.. Bring back the curse of a thousand dead chickens on their psyches...

And what of the Ducks.. and do the Thai MP in special breeding program for BIG Birds... the poor and unappreciated ostrich....O meat has yet to take off ..will the be the time for the CRACKSTAFF of MPs, making ready to cash into the BIRD FLU...

BUT of course... the Deputy Director and the BIG Kahana of the Agriculture, have some, shall we say, difficulties... in locating the the proper orafice to express their official findings...

No..... noo..... The beer is the word that rhymes with hit.. water.. Bring back AMARIT..

Why should this be a surprize! The PM son can do it, and claim, oh..it was an honest mistake.. I thought the papers I brought into my exam, were blank.

You can't blame the upcountry teachers, some Ajaan Yais, with a major mojos, to help his students, it the best Administrative Thai School method. Maybe next time, the ajaan yais will sit in the exams for the students.. .Oh.. I forgot..that is only reserved for the MP going back to get their required "academic", Uppm degrees..

This is just another example of the typical Clowns at immigration..Now what fun they will have with this system.. providing that can find the right keys to push.

Who are they really trying to fool! as they delay passengers, and of course, it is there National anti-farang right, they..umpp.. the crack staff at immigration, left the terrrorist though the borders...for a bottle of mekong.. TIssh.. Tissh..