Sarge

yes a convict colony 200 years ago that was populated by english, so when you rubbish our beginning I guess you are bellitling yourselves, but again that seems to be the soapdodgers only put down they have

yo mate, let's NOT go down that road willya? you're exposing yourself to future stinging zingers ...

In truth the English luv Aussie-Land, it's just that they express feelings in a strange way

in reality though and I am getting off subject it seems to be the catchcry by the soapies, if they did a bit of research they would realise that in reality only tassie and NSW were populated by ENGLISH convicts, so Oz in fact not a convict colony, but if they get their jollies this way then so be it.

by the way do you live in glengowrie in adelaide?

mate, you'll be delighted to hear that Alain Rolland will referee the final, in reward for the good performance in the Australia v England match. Here you can see his older bros in Ireland giving thumbs up

bar-ladies suck harder

Bruce Lee said; ".....

nursing Southwark beer

"Pet Peeves!, What pi$$e$ U off the most in LOS?" ...... two things spring to mind:

1. Taxi drivers in BKK, especially those circling like vultures in tourist areas

2. Farang residents fauna found in Chiang Mai; looking like failed over aged, left-wing teachers living in a time warp

singing "No More ....."

dressed as Snow-White

but they'll win

England France match

computers switched off

why oh why?

Graham Henry there?

wild eyes staring

when my new mia noi jumps on my lap and nibble my ear

REVEALED .... wallaby players in the shower room after the morale crushing defeat against England

holding beers in ....

have you always wondered if English (as we know it) is spoken in Aussie-Land? wonder no more, here's a tongue in cheek guide to Aussie-spik

English: "I'm very busy"

Ozzie: "I'm one armed drummer with crabs"

E "my hotel room is very untidy"

O "me joint's a dog's breakfast"

E "I'm quite hungry"

O "I could eat a horse and chase the jockey"

E "I will be departing now"

O "I'm off like a bucket of prawns in the sun

E "someone stole my bicycle"

O "someone taxed my windsplitter"

E "I don't feel welcome here"

O "I'm a pork chop in a Synagogue"

E "It's 5pm"

O "beer o'clock"

E "it will be all right"

O "she'll be apples"

E "that is certainly true"

O "bloody oath!"

E "someone from Queensland state"

O "banana bender"

E "to have an accident"

O "come a gutser"

E "to drink alone"

O "drink with the flies"

E "to get very upset at something"

O "spit the dummy"

E "exclamation of wonder / disbelief"

O "fair suck of the sav!"

E "vomit"

O "liquid laugh"

E "the English are our masters"

O "pommie bastards"

dontcha lub when aussies go abroad and wanna teach their brand of English to unsuspecting, hapless students? almost as comical as Koreans studying English in Cebu City, Philippines, I kid you not btw beer is ok I guess, mostly low-ish alcohol (by European standards), however there are some gems out here, notably Coopers vintage ale 7.5% and Southwark old stout 7.40%

like the desert

GM wallaby players

keep losing anyway

losing as always

driving to job-link

from Bondi Beach

(joke: a Lebo & a Kiwi in a Ford Facon car. Who's driving? a police officer. )

NZers sheep farmers

wearing peephole bras