Sarge

"aerial pinpong" lover

nice, I like khun Sitthisone

in the meantime ....

wobbly boot on

eaten for breaky

slurping on marmite

yes a convict colony 200 years ago that was populated by english, so when you rubbish our beginning I guess you are bellitling yourselves, but again that seems to be the soapdodgers only put down they have

yo mate, let's NOT go down that road willya? you're exposing yourself to future stinging zingers ...

In truth the English luv Aussie-Land, it's just that they express feelings in a strange way

in reality though and I am getting off subject it seems to be the catchcry by the soapies, if they did a bit of research they would realise that in reality only tassie and NSW were populated by ENGLISH convicts, so Oz in fact not a convict colony, but if they get their jollies this way then so be it.

by the way do you live in glengowrie in adelaide?

well, the shiploads that followed later weren't that much better, so to keep the standards as it were

nope don't live there, unfortunately I'm in Sydney I've been in Adelaide for business purposes and liked the place. My 2nd best aussie city after Melburn.

well Captain Chaos kicked the ball and I run with it:

Why do people tend to hate Australian Rugby players on sight?

Because it saves time

Stirling Mortlock in a Chinese restaurant:

"Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy."

Waiter: "That's because they're the chopsticks, sir."

John Connelly takes the Wallabies out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind they goalposts and wait for the conversion.

Traveling in a train were a Wallaby, an All Black, a spectacular looking blonde and an older lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Wallaby had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thought - "That horrible Wallaby wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."

The older lady thought - "This dirty Wallaby laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."

The Wallaby thought - "That bloody All Black put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

The All Black thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid Wallaby again

being taught cricket

lives in England

made in Melburn

yes a convict colony 200 years ago that was populated by english, so when you rubbish our beginning I guess you are bellitling yourselves, but again that seems to be the soapdodgers only put down they have

yo mate, let's NOT go down that road willya? you're exposing yourself to future stinging zingers ...

In truth the English luv Aussie-Land, it's just that they express feelings in a strange way

dame Edna landed

three words only

fantasies come true

I'd have to agree - I know some really lovely western ladies in BKK/Thailand and I'd have to say they are quite attractive.

Your Thai gf will sharpen the knife for you if you tell her that............

was that look a squeal of pain? .... feeling lighter down below?

true blue ozzie

Sheilas are coming

lurking under bridges

strange things happen

For some reason I've seen lots of cute farang girls walk down lower Thonglor late in the afternoon.

Anyone know where they're going?

Pattaya perhaps? Ekkamai bus station is further down the road

nah, maybe because I never looked for 1, while in Thailand what's the point?

cute farang girls in BKK? never seen 1 thru all these years visiting the place. If you can do with the unwashed, clueless rubble seen polluting Khao San Road then that's a good starting point as any. There's the occasional good looking ones in Pattaya & Jomtien but they tend to be on the venal side, I don't think that's what you looking for.

of sukhumvit nightlife

good for you

with husky voice