purplehaze

'Why in Chiang Mai do they not make you pay fines straight away and take the keys from your scooter? comparing from places like Pattaya, Hua Hin, or Phuket??'

local citizens and public officials realize more the importance (compared to other provinces) of having farrangs in their community.

Keep on dreaming.

The Female Of The Species-Space

Honkey Tonk Woman-The Rolling Stones

Money Money Money-ABBA,

I will be tuning in tomorrow for the next crazy adventures of Willy"Chang" Osborne.

I used lagorn once to say goodbye to my girlfriend now wife when were dating,she told me quite bluntly"only use that word when someone has died".

And...this has something to with Thailand??????

I don't know,maybe he left his toothbrush here.

The odds of a male contracting HIV from vaginal intercourse with an HIV infected woman is 1/2000. I got some propaganda from a Christian Missionary a few weeks ago that said that 1% of all Thai people have AIDS, so lets go with that number - if you have unprotected vaginal sex with a different Thai woman your odds of getting HIV are (1/2000) X (1/100) = 1/200,000. That means you could have unprotected sex every night for 548 years before the odds caught up with you.

And yes, I put my money where my mouth is, I've used condoms only rarely for the last several years (either at the insistence of the woman or with old and particularly sketchy BG's/working girls) and all that has happened is that I've gotten Chlamydia and Gonorrhea twice each - both cured with a thirty minute trip to Bumrungrad.

Flame away.

Aaaah,is this what they call Thai"Russian" roullette.

Fill your boots mate, take the gamble.

Teleportation?

Driving is not too bad, the roads are not that busy once outside Chiang Mai,4-5hrs max

Just waiting for the T.A.T puppet brigade to play their ace card(if you prefer your own country then stay there mob).

They should be posting any minute now 5-4-3-2.

Must admit I miss the UK just need to convince Mrs.purplehaze to move.

It'll be much the same as the difference between 10 years ago and now. Human behaviour will degenerate to further lows, especially amongst city dwellers. What ELSE could happen ?

You mean same same but different

And the reason that those of you who detest the smells of certain favored Thai foods still reside within the Kingdom is what exactly?

A.) servants

B.) wives half your age (actually a subset of A)

C.) affordable pay-for-sex opportunities (actually A and B are a subset of C)

D.) never did fit in at home country

E.) all of the above

As I write on the visa form at immigration,to support my Thai wife and kids.

My bin men get my vote,standing in a festering stink heap most of the day no protective clothing,must have zero gag reflexes.

If I was in the Scotland over the festive period I would be complaining about the T.V. program schedule I mean watching the Great Escape twice over the holidays is enough for anybody.

Combined Bar girl/pizza delivery service.

The smelliest cheese they sell here only has a stink range of a couple of feet max.The Thai sauces/dips a max stink range of a couple of Soi's at least

Can't compare to Paul Macartney's The Pipes Of Peace video

At the moment she is in Thailand, so I phoned her and asked her to go to the English embassy in Bangkok ………………………….

Does this mean that Scotland is now independent and the end of the UK ??

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If this is true would they(English embassy) kindly remove the blue parts from the Union Jack

anybody know where I can get a cheap USA football shirt?

Which one of the 2 sizes they come in do you want XXXXXXL or XXXXXXXL!

I've already got the duvet set's thanks.

North Korea making their first final since then when they shocked Italy 1-0 putting the Italians out. They returned to Genoa in the middle of the night to be pelted with tomatoes.

Better than North Korea who would probably be pelted with hand grenades by their leader.

Apparently they are celebrating WC victory even now as we speak !!

Yes how dare they,that right belongs to England and has so for every world cup they have qualified for.

Spookily 3 of my favourite teams have been drawn in Englands group anybody know where I can get a cheap USA,Algerian,Slovenian football shirt?

Mapguy are you up for it?

Surely not mixing Macallan and diet 7 up that's sacrilege

Yep that about sums up ASEAN a toothless,clawless tiger

Never mind all that Jackie Chan bawllocks will it be on UBC/True if so what channel.

. I happen to be 195cm, 110kg built with solid, well trained muscles (by the way, the guy in my avatar is me - it's an actual pic of myself).

I happen to be 30cm,20kg of lazy flab,(by the way the avatar is an actual picture of myself).If anybody starts sniffing around my wife I usually chase my tail for a bit,then drag my backside over a rug or rough ground then drop down and lick my own baws if that doesn't work then urinate on his leg and as a last resort try a bit of dry humping.