Jump to content

jackdawson

Advanced Member
  • Posts

    730
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by jackdawson

  1. If it was my bar, I'd ask the dude, like: who won the Super bowl last year?; what's the capital of Illinois? and, what year was gold discovered in California? If the dude got all three, or at least two out of three, ordered a drank AND paid for it (there and then), I'd let him in.

  2. There's been this homeless, glue sniffing, thirtyish Thai dude on my soi for the past two or three years. Maybe an eye problem; he sometimes has gauze taped to one eye. Two nights ago I'm minding my own business, drinking a large one, looking at my intended when I hear an incredibly loud whack. Looking left, I see shards of plastic flying into the soi. The homeless dude has a knife (!) in his hands which I guess was too much for a couple of the fruit seller guys to ignore. Man did they lay into this dude. The pastic chair they were using totally disintegrated and the dude fell ass backwards into the soi. What I like about the Thais is how they kept whacking the guy when he was down. Eventually, he limped off and got horizontal on the steps in front of the Family Mart (strangely enough, right where the homeless German dude now "living" on Soi Diana in Pattaya use to sometimes hang). A couple of cops came on a motorcy. On the way home w/ my "friend," we walked by the dude; blood everywhere.

    Note to self; plastic chairs, used properly, can hurt and hurt bad.

    Haven't seen the homeless dude since.

  3. That's funny. The lady who sits in front of the Burger King on Silom with "her" kids at night was just sharing with me that she doesn't like the farang who comes in after midnight once or twice a month and wishes the restaurant would do something about him.

  4. great story

    thanks

    u gotta' get out right ? yesterday , right ? i mean , there's no living next to the locals drinking , singing and playing distortedly loud lao music is there ?

    note to self : continue to NEVER buy in thailand (land at least)

    note to self (#2) ; continue to NEVER pay in advance for anything (when at all possible)

×
×
  • Create New...