JoePai

I hope they take note of the wind direction when they take a leak   

Excellent news   

I have a cut-off saw, sticky tape and a hammer like those in the photo - are they illegal  

Who  ?

3 hours ago, scorecard said:

 

Plenty of farang do the same, plenty of times I've overheard / heard third hand about farang in conversations about this, a couple times bragging they took something from every hotel in the tour package. 

 

One oil guy I worked with (not what I would call a friend) had for years ordered his meals from room service and washed the plates, cutlery himself, every meal, and put them in his suitcase, including coffee plungers, the tray, napkins sugar bowl P and shakers, etc.  

 

He was proud of his 'trick'. He called room service after he finished each meal and said 'tray is outside the door', then left the door open and sat near the door, when the waiter came he would quickly go to the door and say the tray is outside, then look outside and say 'ohhh somebody must have taken it already'. 

 

The small hotel I use frequently in Bkk has a policy of guard monitoring all floors where Indians are staying to catch them trying to secretly disappear without paying the bill. The manager also tells same guests when they check-in  'we have a policy of opening and checking all suitcases and bags as part of check-out procedure.

You stay in the same hotel that Indians use     

One word :  WHY ?

So they will brew beer on the Moon but not Thailand 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/01/22/scientists-brewing-plan-make-beer-moon/

Idiot  

41 minutes ago, daveAustin said:

Why didn't he phone him up? Surely Trump knows Thai as it's going to be the number one language. I bet when he opened the letter he was like, Prayut who? I thought that Thaksin bloke ran things over there.

Does not have International Calling on his Nokia maybe ?

Fewer Chinese is a 'plus' - Taiwan & South Korea should be grateful there are less of them

Too bad, better get that moron who is suppose to run the country to talk to his mates in Beijing

'er Dave, what a Plonker

Ben is a good genuine man (wish more were like him !) however my thoughts in the Embassy cannot be printed here

How to get posted on Twitter/Fb and the rest of the brainless apps - dress up like a Dork  

Maybe it's leaning like that because it's going round a curve ......  

Somsak Hommuang of the communications ministry has ordered the creation of a committee

Just what is needed another ***** committee, what a bunch of muppets    Pull your fingers out, you have 6 months for heavens sake !

About time they put this a*hole against the wall at dawn   

Wonderful :

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/cars/features/black-douglas-sterling-classic-motorcycle-modern-heart/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tax/return/taxman-unleashes-snooper-computer-information-does-have/

1 hour ago, wreckingcountry said:

Leave your home over holiday period and rich pickings for the Phuket criminals. They are even known to remove the bars from windows

Appreciate you may be new to Thailand but you will find bars on car windows are not common here   

49 minutes ago, tracker1 said:

What about all the foreign workers ?

Under Thai law, all are equal

You mean Big McPrick  

Bottom line, he's a nasty toe rag and bent as a nine bob note 

as no major violent incidents had occurred

So all those who died in that terrible Chonburi accident is not classified as a 'major violent incident'