The sex life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the the height of the mating season.
It climbs on the back of the sphinx
But the sphinx's hexagonal --- is deep in the sands of the Nile
That's why the camel has a hump on his back and the sphinx an inscrutable smile.
After the Last Supper a large plastic bag filled with empty lager cans and wine bottles was found under the table.
It was all that was left of Judas's carry out.