Blonde

[Jamesyboi]

Brian, walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits

down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV.

The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a

ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looks at Brian and

says, "Do you think he will jump?" Brian says, "You know, I bet he'll

jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Brian placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the

blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the

building,falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20

dollars to Brian and said, "All is fair. Here is your money."

Brian replies, " I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5

o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!"

[In the Rai!]

Brian, walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits

down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV.

The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a

ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looks at Brian and

says, "Do you think he will jump?" Brian says, "You know, I bet he'll

jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Brian placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the

blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the

building,falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20

dollars to Brian and said, "All is fair. Here is your money."

Brian replies, " I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5

o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!"

very nice