Voo Doo Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I do a bit of drinking, and I'm always looking for a new toast. There have been thousands of them but… don’t remember them next morning. Doctors say my memory is good, but...short. Maybe toast "Panties!”: Not the best thing in the world, but right next to it." is what my friends use sometimes, but it's getting a little old. Any suggestions? (Witty and sublime both appreciated) Let me start with: “To our wives and sweethearts - may they never meet!”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voo Doo Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 How about this one? "To being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee123 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 what kind of people do you think thai visa are?.... a toast to "panties"....well really!....now worn panties maybe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voo Doo Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 To our our women, to our horses, and the men who ride them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 my favorite toast and the one i always use... To absent friends Sorry its not a funny one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamuiRes Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Maybe not quite in the vein you are looking for, but this was an old military toast dating back I think to the Napoleonic wars - "To Bloody Battles and Quick Promotion" in the days when advancement was either bought or obtained in the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilHarries Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 A toast to one holding opposing views during a discussion:- To the very heights of your own Tr : Up yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee123 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 .......to hairy women!...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Live long and prosper.........................................................but you must be able to do it properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kojac_phx Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 A bit coarse, but one of my fav's (best when drinking Wild Turkey or moonshine, naam khao would also do I guess): Here's to the men of the High Sierras, we live in streams and ditches, we <deleted> our wives with butcher knives, we're dirty sons 'o bitches, we <deleted> 'em high, we <deleted> 'em low, we <deleted> 'em where the green grass grows, and when they're dead 'n long forgotten, we dig 'em up and <deleted> 'em rotten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdrokit Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Here's agood one to use on yout first date. "To this moment and all the moments to come" Not funny but it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baabaabobo Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiromj Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Chaiyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilHarries Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Here's to all the women who love me terribly, may they all get better at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Here's to the girls that do.. Here's to the girls who dont.. Here's to the girls who say they never will.. But look as though they might.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voo Doo Posted February 2, 2007 Author Share Posted February 2, 2007 if you're feeling musical: DOH . . . . . . the stuff . . . that buys me beer . . . RAY . . . . . .the guy that sells me beer . . . ME . . . . . . . the guy . . . who drinks the beer . . . FAR . . . . . .a long way to the bar . . . SO . . . . . . I’ll have another beer . . . LA . . . . . . I’ll have another beer . . . TEA . . . . . no thanks, I’m drinking beer . . . That will bring us back to . . . (looks into an empty glass) DOH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceadugenga Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 (edited) Here's to the girls that do..Here's to the girls who dont.. Here's to the girls who say they never will.. But look as though they might.. I like the girls who do, I like the girls who don't, I hate a girl who says she will, and then she says she won't. But the girl that I like best of all, and I think you'll say I'm right. Is the girl who says she never does but she looks a though she might! Max Miller, from "Max at the Met." Edited February 3, 2007 by sceadugenga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voo Doo Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 Here's to the lady In the white shoes She'll take all your money She'll drink all your booze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 'Ere's t'me; an' t'my wife's 'usband; not fergetten mysen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voo Doo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 From the Simpsons: To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to all the world's problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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