Jamesyboi Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 A husband cuddled up to his wife and softly whispered into her ear: "Could we make love, please dear?" "Not tonight, darling, I've got a splitting headache," she replied. "Please, I'll only stick it in for a minute," pleaded her husband. His wife retorted: "What do you think I am, a ######in' microwave?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 A husband cuddled up to his wife and softly whispered into her ear: "Could we make love, please dear?" "Not tonight, darling, I've got a splitting headache," she replied. "Please, I'll only stick it in for a minute," pleaded her husband. His wife retorted: "What do you think I am, a ######in' microwave?" I am amazed by the high quality of this joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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