roses are red

some tv posters are crude

but, so what, let's make a true Valentine poster that includes all kinds of stuff that kindly says how may I flame you?

We do, do, do, we do have value.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get you gums round this

And have a chew

Roses are reddish

Violets are bluish

If it wasn't for Christmas

We'd all be born Jewish

An Ode to Jet...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue..

You got a Snake Head..

and smelly farts too..

Her lips were red, her looks were free,

Her snake locks were yellow as gold:

Her skin was as white as leprosy,

The Nightmare Life-in-Death was she,

Who thicks man's blood with cold.

with apologies to STC

Roses are red Violets are Blue

My love for you is not yet due

I hope to love you forever

And cheat on,never.

My love is like a red, red rose,

she also has a small flat nose.

A bit crude but.......

I wish I was a golden ring

Upon a ladies hand

Every time she wipes her ar5e

I'd see the promised land.

Roses are red

violets are... purple?

love is 'erm...... yellow?!?

and this thread is original....??