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There is a rumour that the government is to allow the public to purchase Botox on line - ha, that's going to raise a few eyebrows.

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Last night, I saw this bloke sneaking around my garden wearing a rugby shirt, golfing slacks, tennis shoes and a pair of goalkeepers gloves.
"Hey!" I shouted, "What's your game?"

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When I went to America I was going to visit a theme park that had the world's largest pool table.
But didn't go in the end, the cues were massive.

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Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of missionary do you use?"
The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and their sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah ha!" he replies. "No wonder.. those are friars!"

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5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

"Ah ha!" he replies. "No wonder.. those are friars!"

Did they get "tucked in" with Maid Marion and get Robin's delight without a Nottingham  Sheriff's ban?

I await "all aquiver" for your pointed  responses and do not mind being shafted in the process as "Maid Marion" screamed for the Friar to &uck her in bed again with his sturdy shaft!

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