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Accident Drunk Lorry Driver Crashes into Toll Booth in Samut Prakan, Gas Cylinders Scatter and Leak
Multiple entry points, double vision due to alcohol - looks like he divided by two to split the difference and got it wrong. Best advice I can offer is to close one eye before you do the math. -
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Tourism Thailand Rethinks Tourism Strategy After 34% Plunge in Chinese Arrivals
Nearly 17M in six months is still too many for Thailand. It clogs the place up. They should be aiming for a sustainable 20M per year or less, max 1M Chinese. -
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Community Child Hospitalised After Consuming Cannabis-Infused Gummies Left Behind at Birthday Party
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Life Coaches and Other Professional Time Wasters ~ Who’s Buyin’ This Minging Rubbish?
How do you feel about the colonic cleansing coaches? You know, the ones who offer to help you with a deep colon cleaning and can offer recommendations on the solutions to use and the insertion of the hose. -
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Crime Swedish Man & Thai Woman Arrested for Cocaine Possession & Distribution in Phuket
The picture made me sad as he really seem to love her true -
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Life Coaches and Other Professional Time Wasters ~ Who’s Buyin’ This Minging Rubbish?
Right, so I’m scrollin’ through me feed down the pub the other day, just killin’ time between me midday nap and a cheeky oil massage up the soi, and up pops this bird I vaguely knew back in school, bit of a wallflower back then yeah, used to cry durin’ maths and once tried to sell bath bombs made of salt and glitter. Fook me, now she’s callin’ herself a life coach. Full-on inspirational quotes, selfie videos in her flat wearin’ activewear with no sign of sweat, but a big camel toe and bangin’ on about “transformational alignment” and “holding space for emotional truth.” I nearly barfed in me iced coffee. And it got me thinkin’, who the fekk is hirin’ these people? Who wakes up one day and thinks, “Y’know what I need? Some random stranger in yoga pants and a minge gap the size of the Grand Canyon to teach me how to live.” Live? Mate, you’re already doin’ it. You woke up. That’s the assignment. You nailed it, bruv. No one’s forgot how. You don’t see dolphins hiring dolphin coaches or pigeons needin’ motivational pigeons on rooftops shoutin’, “Believe in yourself, mate! Flap harder!” Half of these so-called coaches look like they’re on meth and one stubbed toe away from a complete meltdown. Eyes twitchin’, voices too calm to be normal, and that weird glazed look like they’ve just downed a bottle of Rescue Remedy and a chia smoothie. And they’ve always “just come back” from some retreat in Bali where they sat in a circle with other lost souls bangin’ on drums and cryin’ about their inner child. Newsflash, love: if your biggest trauma is your dad didn’t clap loud enough at your school play, you might not be qualified to guide others through a midlife crisis. And don’t get me started on the “certifications.” You click their link and it says they’ve got a diploma in Sacred Awakening from some online temple that looks like it was designed in Microsoft Paint. That ain’t a qualification, it’s a bloody scam with a pastel colour scheme. Look, I get that people need a bit of help sometimes, yeah. We all hit a rough patch now and then. But you know what used to sort that out? Mates down the pub. A long walk. A good cry in the shower followed by a good chicken choke and a fry-up. Not some muppet on Instagram charging you £100 an hour to tell you “You are enough” while sniffin’ patchouli oil and postin’ selfies in front of a Himalayan salt lamp. Let’s be honest now, “life coach” is just a title people slap on themselves when they’ve burned through every other gainful employment option and can’t even hold down a food delivery job. It’s career karaoke. Doin’ the motions without actually havin’ a voice. Just another reminder that the world’s gone bloody bonkers, lads. And I’m sittin’ here tryin’ to figure out if I can charge for tellin’ people to stop bein’ daft and go outside instead once in a while. Maybe I’ll print some business cards. “Lewie London - Unofficial Consultant in Gettin’ On With It.” Innit.
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