A. BOOZER Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 The morning after their honeymoon night, the wife says to her husband, “You know, you are a lousy lover!” The husband replies, “How would you know after only thirty seconds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nat Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 Too much truth in that one Here's another honeymoon joke: A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" , said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said, "he11, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "that's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your goddamn attitude changes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumonster Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 why do men like women with big tits and small <deleted>? cause they have all got big mouths and small dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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