This could be a classic wind-up post.
Just the right believable content without going overboard and plays on the heartstrings slightly.
Perhaps Shirley Bassey gives in away a bit but nevertheless congratulations,great post.
Don't know much about drugs (don't want to) but the Amitriptyline you mention must be the cheapest drug on sale here in Thailand.
I pay 35 baht from 10×25mg and a quarter of a pill gives me a good nights sleep.
From reading your previously posts (which i enjoy) there seems to be quite a few keyboard bullies on here that would willingly alter the shape of your nose for free.