Mother-in-law Joke!

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was

severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft

any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered

to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body

that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her

buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where

the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor

their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the

surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.

He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and

relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion

at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for

everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I

see your mother kiss you on the cheek."