Fart Machine

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Get a strong wire coat-hangar or about 8 gauge steel wire, bend into a V shape and make loops on the ends, get 2 thick strong elastic bands and a steel washer, half inch inside diameter is best, loop the bands through the washer and hook on the V shape wire, twist the washer several times, more the merrier!! Place the loaded fart machine under the cheeks of your bum, all is ready,

Ok, now you are in a resturant and the waiter asks you if all is ok, you say yes but the sauce was very spicy {lift your bum a little and the washer spins making the most believeable fart ever} its fun and lightens the evenings also when the family comes round for food,

great fun, give it a go!!!