From The onion: Hesitant Man Just Waiting To Observe Long-Term Effects Of Vaccine Over Next Several Eons

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A satire from The Onion, a humor magazine/website.

From The onion: Hesitant Man Just Waiting To Observe Long-Term Effects Of Vaccine Over Next Several Eons

https://www.theonion.com/hesitant-man-just-waiting-to-observe-long-term-effects-1847321406

 

"CORVALLIS, OR—Stressing that he was hesitant to get one until more evidence came to light, local man Jeff Bryan told reporters Monday that he was just waiting to observe the long-term effects of the Covid-19 vaccine over the next several eons....adding that he’d feel more comfortable after hearing how the vaccine affected a larger sample size of around 100 billion people."

 

n the article, Jeff also stated "Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a strict anti-vaxxer or anything like that, "