mag4570 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Diary Entries of a single woman on a cruise ship: Dear Diary, MONDAY: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I felt singularly honored this evening as the Captain asked me to dine at his table. TUESDAY: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the Captain. He is so charming. WEDNESDAY: The Captain made several proposals to me unbecoming an officer and a gentleman. THURSDAY: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I do not give in to his indecent proposals! FRIDAY: This afternoon I saved 1600 lives .. twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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