Kiss My......

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was

severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft

any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered

to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that

the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the

Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their

secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new

face. He looked more

handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went

on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at

her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything

you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see

your mother kiss you on the cheek."