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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have

any widdle wabbits ?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts; he gets down on his knees so that

he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a

thoft, fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over

there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her

knees, leans forward and whispers..... " I don't weally fink my pet

pyfon gives a ph*%#.

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