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Larry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds" - "AND IT

BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Larry got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough

there was a box gift -wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,

brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand

new bathroom scale.

Larry has been missing since Friday.

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