Where Is Larry?

^{Larry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was}

^{really angry.}

^{She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the}

^{driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds" - "AND IT}

^{BETTER BE THERE!!"}

^{The next morning Larry got up early and left for work.}

^{When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough}

^{there was a box gift -wrapped in the middle of the driveway.}

^{Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,}

^{brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand}

^{new bathroom scale.}

^{Larry has been missing since Friday.}