ThaiGirlTeen Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Thai to Farang = I would, Moan all Day about Thailand, but still stay here. Complain that my Thai gf needs money to send to her family. Expect her Family never ever to get ill and need a hospital. Think that her brother is really her Husband. Have a hideous body but still think i look good. Wonder why Thai people communicate in a language that i do not understand. Wonder why imported food is expensive. Dye my hair a Reddish Brown colour to hide the Grey, and think nobody will notice. Be 70 and still think i look 45. Wonder why poor people have no money. Think i am doing Thailand a favour by staying here. etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Great posting's not sure who I agree with the most cutethaigirl or Thaigirlteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamdomChances Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 If I was a Thai man for a day I'd Drink Lao Chao at 8 in the morning Spend the afternoon with my mia noi Gamble away my whole months wages Drink more Lao Chao Go home slap the wife around a bit Shower and go to bed Sorry just feeling a bit cyinical today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornado Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Thai to Farang = I would,Moan all Day about Thailand, but still stay here. Complain that my Thai gf needs money to send to her family. Expect her Family never ever to get ill and need a hospital. Think that her brother is really her Husband. Have a hideous body but still think i look good. Wonder why Thai people communicate in a language that i do not understand. Wonder why imported food is expensive. Dye my hair a Reddish Brown colour to hide the Grey, and think nobody will notice. Be 70 and still think i look 45. Wonder why poor people have no money. Think i am doing Thailand a favour by staying here. etc etc If I was Thai for 24 hours, I would pick my nose while I chatted away at a meeting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konangrit Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 If I was a Thai man for a day I'dDrink Lao Chao at 8 in the morning Spend the afternoon with my mia noi Gamble away my whole months wages Drink more Lao Chao Go home slap the wife around a bit Shower and go to bed Sorry just feeling a bit cyinical today Sounds surprisingly similar to some western guys I know...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hkthai Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 If I was a Thai man for a day I'dDrink Lao Chao at 8 in the morning Spend the afternoon with my mia noi Gamble away my whole months wages Drink more Lao Chao Go home slap the wife around a bit Shower and go to bed Sorry just feeling a bit cyinical today Sounds surprisingly similar to some western guys I know...... Replace the word western with Americans, British, French, Germans, Thais, Chinese, or Japanese and you will see that it happens all over the world. BTW, Give us Thais more credit than that. We shag our wives first then we beat her. Then we drink Hei - nee - ken at 8 am and all day everyday. Gamble our life savings away. Ask for money from the wifey and beat her if she doesn't have any. Spend it on the Mia Noi. Extort money from sister farang boyfriend. Gamble and drink some more. Go home and beat the wife some more. I think that about does it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Begs Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbkudu Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Life is beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamdomChances Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Hi hkthai, I did say I was felling a bit cyinical, better today. Yes I know its sweeping a generalisation, but so are the rest, although they are a bit more light hearted. Yes you are all right it does happen everywhere, exept for thr Lao Chao For balance, if I was a thai man 2 Get up at 5 in morning Eat some rice Pack my lunch food (in my bin dtor one of those multi level things) Go to work all day in the boiling sun for a pitance Mabye have a beer or couple of shots of Lao Chow after work Go home to my wife, mother, mother-in-law, father, father-in-law, kids, brothers, sisters, their kids, that I'm looking after cos they"ve gone to BKK to earn some decent money. Have some food, shower, go to bed early cos tomorrow have to do it all again. In my spare time look after the couple of rai, cows, chickens, ect the family have. Look forward to the next holiday, where I can drink, eat, and play cards all day if I want cos I dont have to get up for work. Cheers RC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hkthai Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Hi hkthai,I did say I was felling a bit cyinical, better today. Yes I know its sweeping a generalisation, but so are the rest, although they are a bit more light hearted. Yes you are all right it does happen everywhere, exept for thr Lao Chao For balance, if I was a thai man 2 Get up at 5 in morning Eat some rice Pack my lunch food (in my bin dtor one of those multi level things) Go to work all day in the boiling sun for a pitance Mabye have a beer or couple of shots of Lao Chow after work Go home to my wife, mother, mother-in-law, father, father-in-law, kids, brothers, sisters, their kids, that I'm looking after cos they"ve gone to BKK to earn some decent money. Have some food, shower, go to bed early cos tomorrow have to do it all again. In my spare time look after the couple of rai, cows, chickens, ect the family have. Look forward to the next holiday, where I can drink, eat, and play cards all day if I want cos I dont have to get up for work. Cheers RC RC Hope you didn't read too much into it. I realized you were being cynical and I thought I would just go completely overboard to see if I get a bite. Not too much into the Lao Kao. Some of the mixtures are really strong. The last time I had a couple of shots and thought that fire would come out the other end. BTW, I do know of a few people like my post. Just replace the word "beating" with "ignore", "life savings" with "a pittnance of the inheritance", and "shagging the wife" with "shaging women1...women2...you get the picture. hkthai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamdomChances Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 No prob Like I say they are all just generalisations, sh!t happens everywhere Most of my friends are Thai men cos theres not a falang within 50km of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NedKelly Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 I'd set up a stand outside all those beer bars n pubs and sell hotdogs ubtil 2am. Go to the barbers shop and fall asleep while the female haircutter trims my nasal hair and the hairs on my ear lobes and while she also shaves my forehead ??? Be a motor cycle taxi driver and drink beer chang while still on the job. Wear an open necked safari suit with loads of gold chains and huge rings on my fingers. walk around and make that silly little 'tsk' or 'titch' sound with my mouth every time I came near a farang guy........then I'd flick my head from side to side to make my spine crack like a boxer before a fight. Pay a low price to enter various atttractions. Buy heaps of nice land in the mountains and on the beach., then sell it at a profit and put it in my farang bank account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Dover Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 I'd sit with all the other Thais and snigger at the farrangs complaining all day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornado Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 I'd sit with all the other Thais and snigger at the farrangs complaining all day.. I see you wife Eileen in the photo, but where is the dog, run? Oh BTW, a nice PC post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azul_Blanco Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Spellbound - you really shouldn't take credit for your earlier posts - I'm not sure if BKK Phil was the first to come up with them but I saw all of these on his bangkokmouth.com over a year ago. Great website BTW. Anyway, If I was Thai for a day, I would go back to the construction company I just visited and ask for a new price quote. Oh, new topic idea! If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound? --- thought of that myself : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medicinebox Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 I would wait and see, if the only way I knew I was hungry was when my arse stopped burning, was true after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolf5370 Posted August 26, 2004 Share Posted August 26, 2004 I'd go to the local loan shark borrow lots of cash and put it in my Farang bank account. Two days latter, he isn't going to find that Thai guy who borrowed all the money. Can I pick the 2 days? I would wait for the election and vote for anyone other than Thaksin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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