Credit Where It's Due | Reform Improving Vetting

After fielding some disastrous recent candidates for MPs and in councils (remember Glenn Gibbins in Sunderland saying local Nigerians should be melted down to fix potholes - https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2pyy6ngz0o), others having been forced to stand down after allegations and evidence of racism, well Reform have now got their act together. They have appointed a new guy who is responsible for "supporting the management of parliamentary candidates" - in order words: vetting. Phew. If ever a party needed help to vet their candidates Reform is it!

Unfortunately it turns out that not only is he another Tory reject but he was expelled from the party for, erm, allegedly sending unsolicited dick pics.

Reform goes from strength to strength. The party of the people.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/jan/16/jaymey-mcivor-tory-conservatives-reform-uk-essex-claims

Even The Daily Mail are reporting it!

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16055457/Politician-Tories-lewd-photo-job-Reform.html?ito=native_share_article-top

But yeah, er, BOATS BOATS!! LOOK AT THE BOATS!!!

It's almost satire now.